So I was on my way into Starbucks (venti skim iced latte) and I saw this elderly guy sort of slumped over the steering wheel of his car right outside the door. Shit. I approached from the rear of his car, wondering if I was about to resurrect my CPR training from decades ago. Then I noticed that he was just shielding his iPhone from the sunlight while he read what looked like the USA Today...
h8rnet: so here's another seinfeld-esque moment from my life...this morning i walk out of the office to go drop a deuce...and meet up with this dude i work with in the hallway
h8rnet: he ends up to be heading into the bathroom with me, and I didn't want to assault him by doing that in front of him
h8rnet: so i made like i was just in there to wash my hands, and go to the other bathroom
h8rnet: and of course, as I'm coming out of there, i run into said dude
h8rnet: and i could totally tell he was like "wtf is he doing in that bathroom now"