OK, listen: enough of the URL begging. It wasn't that funny to begin with.

Tryin oggl

Tryin oggl

  • Question: You should respond to this the-dandelion-wish(.)tumblr(.)com/post/49689117561/say-that-to-my-face-i-dare-you - the-dandelion-wish
  • Answer:

    ok, I did.

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say-that-to-my-face-i-dare-you:

that-wouldbeme:

the-worst-url:

theyellowbrickroad:

who has the worst url on tumblr.com

that would be me

say that to my face i dare you 

what?

I know, right?

(via the-dandelion-wish)

Source: theyellowbrickroad

  • Question: I LIKE UR URL C: keep it and never let go - tendervillain
  • Answer:

  • Question: I don't want your URL I'm perfectly fine with mine but I just wanna know how like wtf how did you get that URL it's the best ily - neopeps
  • Answer:

    I signed up to check tumblr out during the 1st or 2nd month it was open.  I didn’t really intend to use it full-time, so I put something stupid in the choose-your-url box - “what.”

  • Question: hazel is such a cutie pie omg is she an english bulldog? - caveosapienx
  • Answer:

    Thanks!  yes, she is. 

    I see you have a shiba inu for an avatar — do you happen to have one? 

  • Question: ok i know it says not to ask for this url but i'm a rebel and i will literally do anything alskdjfl;askjdf;lkjsdfkajs;dfkjsdkjf - b3nnyb0y
  • Answer:

    whoa.  slow your roll.

  • Question: don't give your url up! :D EVER. - zedkpea
  • Answer:

    I’M WITH YOU, SISTER!

  • Question: Hi so I know this might be random but if I pay you $20 can I have this url? - k3lley
  • Answer:

    nah.

  • Question: i am 100% not asking for your url i really like mine but i am curious to why you keep it? btw your dog is one of the cutest dogs i have ever seen :3 - g-grody
  • Answer:

    I don’t know, honestly. 

    And thanks! She’s a good girl!

  • Question: hazel is so adorable awwwwWWWWW - canadumb
  • Answer:

    thanks!

  • Question: Wouldnt you rather have "hazelthebulldog" as your url? it would make more sense since thats all you post - bikinibottorn-deactivated201305
  • Answer:

    I don’t see a single spongebob on your tumblr, maybe I clicked the wrong link.

  • Question: sooooooooo apparently i'm not the first person to inquire about the URL - launchpadmc-quack
  • Answer:

    yeah…

  • Question: hello. i see your last post was 2 months ago and it shows that you're not on tumblr much. i was really hoping if i could please use your url? it's perfectly fine if you don't want to give it to me, but i think it's kind of selfish how you hardly use this tumblr account and warn people not to ask for this url. i really like your url and i really want to have it. it's not gonna be the end of the world if you give someone your url. please get back to me asap!, reply private. thanks so much! :) - major-loser
  • Answer:

    i see your last post was 2 months ago and it shows that you’re not on tumblr much.

    …brilliant detective work.  Just for the record, I usually visit tumblr several times a week, to follow a bunch of blogs by people who actually create content, rather than pounding the reblog button like a teenaged chimp.  

    it’s perfectly fine if you don’t want to give it to me

    Thank god.  I was worried it wouldn’t be fine at all.

    but i think it’s kind of selfish how you hardly use this tumblr account and warn people not to ask for this url.

    Interesting, I think it’s kind of selfish how you see something that belongs to someone else and immediately appoint yourself the arbiter of whether or not that person should keep their possession. Fucking incredibly obnoxiously self-centered. Kind of.

    So here’s a question for you:  Why, exactly, should I just hand over this url to you?  Because you want it? You don’t approve of my usage of it, and think it would be much better served by spouting off the 200000th reblog of some bullshit animated gif?

    Go ahead and think about it for a hot minute, type out your response, and then send it to someone who gives a shit. I don’t.

    You feel entitled to something that doesn’t belong to you, and come to the conclusion that I’m the one being selfish.





    So yeah. I’ll just let this stand as my blanket response to all the teeniebloggers who take the time to email me and patiently, patronizingly explain to me how my usage of this tumblr address isn’t in keeping with their uncompromising quality standards and therefore I am a selfish monster who doesn’t let them have the happiness they deserve. I’m sorry I’m such an awful person.

    Back to radio silence.


    (btw, anyone want this url? j/k f/y)