Question:hello. i see your last post was 2 months ago and it shows that you're not on tumblr much. i was really hoping if i could please use your url? it's perfectly fine if you don't want to give it to me, but i think it's kind of selfish how you hardly use this tumblr account and warn people not to ask for this url. i really like your url and i really want to have it. it's not gonna be the end of the world if you give someone your url. please get back to me asap!, reply private. thanks so much! :) - major-loser
i see your last post was 2 months ago and it shows that you’re not on tumblr much.
…brilliant detective work. Just for the record, I usually visit tumblr several times a week, to follow a bunch of blogs by people who actually create content, rather than pounding the reblog button like a teenaged chimp.
it’s perfectly fine if you don’t want to give it to me
Thank god. I was worried it wouldn’t be fine at all.
but i think it’s kind of selfish how you hardly use this tumblr account and warn people not to ask for this url.
Interesting, I think it’s kind of selfish how you see something that belongs to someone else and immediately appoint yourself the arbiter of whether or not that person should keep their possession. Fucking incredibly obnoxiously self-centered. Kind of.
So here’s a question for you: Why, exactly, should I just hand over this url to you? Because you want it? You don’t approve of my usage of it, and think it would be much better served by spouting off the 200000th reblog of some bullshit animated gif?
Go ahead and think about it for a hot minute, type out your response, and then send it to someone who gives a shit. I don’t.
You feel entitled to something that doesn’t belong to you, and come to the conclusion that I’m the one being selfish.
So yeah. I’ll just let this stand as my blanket response to all the teeniebloggers who take the time to email me and patiently, patronizingly explain to me how my usage of this tumblr address isn’t in keeping with their uncompromising quality standards and therefore I am a selfish monster who doesn’t let them have the happiness they deserve. I’m sorry I’m such an awful person.