My kid tried to pull the old “I’m rubber, you’re glue” thing with me today, so I told him “No. I’M rubber, you’re a douchebag. Whatever you say bounces off of me, and you’re still a douchebag.” I’m just giving him material in case future therapy sessions get slow.
what
taglines are for the weak
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Jiddu Krishnamurti (via peyotecoyote)
(via yimmyayo)
New vid from Major Lazer: Keep it Goin’ Louder
Blorp
The Farting Dolphin
I just noticed that Youtube has a “Recommended Videos” box on their front page. This was recommended for me. Strongly Agree.
“Canada is what happens when Love…falls in love.”
Grizzly Bear - Ready, Able
-Video for “Ready, Able,” from Grizzly Bear’s ‘Veckatimest.’ Directed by Allison Schulnik.
Sooner or later you just figure out there are some guys who don’t believe in God and they can prove He doesn’t exist, and some other guys who do believe in God and they can prove He does exist, and the argument stopped being about God a long time ago and now it’s about who is smarter, and honestly I don’t care.
Donald Miller, Blue Like Jazz
—haven’t actually read the book, but I like the quote.
HE’S AN EXECUTIVE DESK TOY
Jack Edwards, Bruins vs. Panthers, 11/12/09

